by William’s Rowling October 3, 2021

A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.
The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024

Flicker gooning is a type of gooning/edging where you masturbate so insanely fast it leaves an after image.
by itwasntmilk May 26, 2024

when one is flicking and/or their nipples while receiving a blumpkin (getting head while on the toilet pooping
by eliteballerboy69 April 11, 2024

by Bakakakakakak April 28, 2021

by RopeBunny March 15, 2009

Flicker Gooning is the act of Edging, Gooning, and Jelqing simultaneously. Flicker indicates an advanced video game technique commonly referred to as "tech" or "teching" in gaming circles. Therefore, flickergooning is some advanced technique that only expert gooners know. If done right, one flicker goon sesh could have you done in mere seconds rather than hours.
Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.
Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.
by krayo June 11, 2024
