Tennessee Flap Jack

The act of Tittyfucking a white trash woman with pancake tits and then slathering them in your special syrup.

Jeb had a GILF fetish mainly because he loved giving Tennessee Flap Jacks

by Ketil November 1, 2010

Saggy Flapjacks

The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.

"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"

"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."

by ReconnaissanceTeamLS97 March 29, 2012

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021

flap jack vagina

When a woman's pussy lips hang out like pancakes.

Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.

by ex_lax70 September 22, 2016

flapjacks

low hanging, flat breasts resembling pancakes.

When I was feeling up your grandma, I realized she had mad flapjacks.

by Copie Boy November 6, 2002

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009

Flapjackoff

Catching air on your pancake flap but regretfully finding the floor.

Alas dear chef, every time I come into the kitchen I find you flapjackoffing.

by drmyiis May 31, 2017