Fondling Illini

2023-24 version of Fighting Illini men’s basketball team, seeded 3 in East Region

The Fondling Illini were up just two points with 14 minutes to play as nd my bracket was about to go bust — but in the time it took me to switch channels from CBS to the live stream they were up 19.

by Seldom Seen Smith March 21, 2024

Fondling

A group of Pedophiles is called a “Fondling”

Walking past the playground is a “Fondling”. Identifiable by the thin moustaches and dark glasses.

by User195 June 12, 2024

findinglingdon

Is a subdivision of an silly billy, known to be very smart, lovable and cute.
Term is often used to confuse someone who is unaware of its meaning.

A: What do you think of this shirt?
B: It whould be better if you weren't such a findinglingdon!

A: I am so confused.

by pentagram of a dingus November 23, 2024

Finding the gallium

Discovering something that is very peculiar or hard to get; especially in large quantities.

Idiom comes from a fan made Spongebob comic where two men find a truck full of gallium that supposedly belongs to Squidward.

James: "A team of miners just discovered a large pile of jewelry and building materials weighing half a ton in Cuba."
Ron: "Wow, talk about finding the gallium."

by justarandomguylol March 5, 2026

Dildo Fondling

When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly

Oi isn’t paddy’s hobby Dildo Fondling

by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020

Middle fiddling

Sweet and sexy digital penetration performed by ones lover in a playful manner.

Ceara enjoyed a weekends middle fiddling with Olivia and she came many many times

by YESLAD1010 January 8, 2021

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022