finders fee

The additional cost that is added on to the purchase of something, usually drugs. The charge of going and purchasing the product for another person

If you wanted to purchase a $50 bag of weed and didnt know where to get it, and someone else did they may add a $5 finders fee on to the cost of the bag. This would make the $50 bag actually cost $55.

by C-Money1 May 2, 2007

Bean Fiddler

A woman who goes down(eats out) on another woman.
A lesbian.

When the straight man walked into a bar and realized there were only bean fiddlers hanging around he promptly left bitter about not being able to go home with anyone.

by Natalie G. May 18, 2006

World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

fiddlehead

A half-hearted or short-lived effort at oral sex.

I thought we were going to have sex, but she only gave me fiddlehead.

by NEexpert May 28, 2009

fiddlehead

a fern that grows in the Northeast and Canada. Grows along riverbanks. A delicacy in springtime in Eastern Canada. When the fern is young, and ready for picking, it looks like the head of a violin or fiddle.

Whip up some fiddleheads with butter on them.

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

One eyed beaver finder

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

by date finder July 13, 2016

Fiddle

You fucking idiots! A fiddle is a stringed instrument. Much like a violin.

Hey Mr MacIsaac, Quit diddlin that little kid and concentrate on your fiddle.

by Shane Mabee August 28, 2005