Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you

Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor

by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018

Favorite Team Whore

A person that has multiple favorite teams in a specific sport, nfl, nba mlb, or what not. This allows the bish fan the ability to difuse the mental anguish of having one favorite team have a bad year.

Size Queen Justin is a straight up, legs in the air, Favorite Team Whore. His favorite teams are the Redskins, Packers & Steelers.

by daleicious January 24, 2011

Favorite ex

A favorite ex is a ex that you love unconditionally and will always go back to no matter what yall been though

girl a: who you talking to knoww??
girl b: Ykk who it isss.
girl a: Let me guess, your Favorite ex??

by ms.mymanmyman December 7, 2022

Playing favorites

The way of how favoritism works, in the most unfair way.

Guy 1: Look at that bastard! Playing favorites rather than us!
Guy 3: I agree! One day, he will finally taste his own medicine that he used on us!
Guy 2: Hello! Welcome to the gamers 'n jocks party. No nerds are allowed in here! Okay?!
Everyone in the party: Yes! We are far superior than them!
One day later....
Guy 4: YEAH!!! THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!!
All of the parents of each gamer and jock in the party: I finally caught all of you double-crossing bastards!!!!!!
Everyone in the party including Guy 2 & 4: OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1 & 3: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

That’s my favorite thing about you

When someone tells you this, this means that they care about you and that they really appreciate that certain thing about you. cherish the people who say those and make sure you say something nice back;)

“I like to make people laugh”- You
“You know what, that’s my favorite thing about you”-him/her

by naturevalleygirl June 4, 2019

Putin’s favorite congressman

Russia’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin’s favorite congressman hired Jordan Thomas Cooper making him the first African-American speechwriter for his district.

by Coop Dupe June 9, 2022

Favorite Mathematician

This word is for the student who is the math teacher’s favorite student show this definition to you math teacher and that teacher has to give you good grades and do all of your work for you

He is my Favorite Mathematician

by Ashton H March 8, 2024