Farmer Giles

Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.

Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

Cunt Farmer

A pimp

Travis: dude did u get that hoe from the cunt farmer?
Ryan: fo sho negro

by BBBalla30 April 30, 2007

Slut Farmer

One who frequently gets it on with women of a rather loose nature due to his lack of ability to get anything repectable.

Bruce: You hear Chris got another girlfriend?

John: Again? That guy's a real Slut Farmer!

by SgtRed September 7, 2005

backseat farmer

a person who watches you play Farmville from over your shoulder and constantly gives unwanted/unneeded advice pertaining to your farming abilities

Trent doesn't even play Farmville, yet he is always being a backseat farmer by telling real farmers what to do.

by Nice Cream Paint Job January 18, 2010

Fag Farmer

a person who farms for fags (homosexual)

that guy over there is really cute, but he might be a fag farmer

by Da Meeper April 17, 2011

cock farmer

one who farms dicks anyway they can, (i.e sucking, taking in the ass)

person1: dude that whore is a cock farmer
person2: ya she sucked it from me yesterday

by catkiller May 18, 2008

Farmer's Breakfast

A sexual act which involves the breaking of an egg into a partner's anal region, and subsequently consuming the contents with the mouth only.

I heard she gives an awesome Farmer's Breakfast. Scoops the yolk right outta there

by CletusDaDog June 11, 2010