Facial Hair Rule

The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)

Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.

Also known as the FHR

According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!

by Mindbleed June 15, 2008

Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

British facial

A cup of scalding tea thrown into one's face. Often as a punishment for a transgression of some sort.

If that jackbooted thug of a gardener doesn't treat me mum with respect, he'll be getting a british facial.

by ConcernedParties June 28, 2011

freon facial

when you accidently spray another person in the face trying to show them on how to put a can of freon into their car.

Russell was trying to play the hero when a young lady asked " how does this work?" Russell jumped into action, around the counter, grabbed a can and aimed the nozzle toward the customer, and while saying to push down the nozzel, brain dead russell did that exactly, which giving the customer a freon facial

by russ sharp January 25, 2012

Cum Facial

Having cum all over the face.

That cum facial really suits you...sex is a good thing ya know... I love the look of cum on your face babii!

by Cummer April 5, 2003

faraday

An English chemist and physicist. Born in 1791, died in 1867.

Faraday made great contributions to the study of electricity.

He also invented something called Faraday's cage, a metal box where static electricty can not exist.

In physics class today, we learned about Michael Faraday.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

MO Farah

Mo farah=Alicia's Phat trap she runs it all over

the shop

By max

Mo farah is like Alicia

by badass4523 November 11, 2019