facadual

Of or pertaining to a facade or the nature of facade.

New York is every bit as facadual as Los Angeles

by Jon Armstrong February 25, 2005

facially challenged

An ugly or unfortunate looking person; especially in the face.

Poor girl is so facially challenged, she'll be a virgin for life.

by Red Riding Hood April 25, 2006

Fachinky

An euphoric sense of spontaneous happiness.

1) "The feeling you get when you find a 20 dollar bill in the pocket of an old pair of jeans, thats Fachinky!" - Classic Fachinky, origin unknown

2) "You walk in on your mom getting raw dogged by your dad and his fishing buddies... Then you wake up. Whew, Fachinky!" - Yours truely

3) "When you rip some juicy goodness in class and pawn it off on your jew friend... Fachinky!" - Jingle Slime

4) "Fachinky, that car just ran over mrs. noncreative's foo!" - Anonymous

5) "It's like when you are about to fuck a bad bitch and you can't find a condom then you look in your pocket and your like Fachinky!" - The Cock Master

6) "When you really want to smoke and you find a fresh cron nug inbetween the seats of your car... Fachinky!" - Pot Head Flo

"It's like when you have been drinking all day and night and then on the drive home you get pulled over and handcuffed and about to be put in car and the cop says be careful, you are free to go... That's Fachinky!" - Weezy F

"Fachinky is that game winning home run in your softball game that you know guarantees knob bobbago from the hot freshie with a juicy ass!" - EBGB

"Fuckin and gettin freaky with some asians in an austin powers movie. Fachinky yeeah baby!" - Londonian

"When you get home from a super drunken night to find 8 new South Parks on your DVR and a fridge stocked with Hot Pockets... Fachinky!" - CLeighto

by Matt Lambo October 30, 2008

Facade

a deceptive outward appearance.

Big Chungus: Hello moto moto i heard from this palm tree that you like me
Moto Moto: You Fool, It was but a facade

by LandisP May 8, 2019

Slingshot Facial Houdini

When your banging shorty from behind just after you bust your load tap her on the shoulder and as she turns around pull the condom off and by using the condom in slingshot fashion shoot her in the face with the load remember fellas the eye is extra points!

my bitch likes me to be spontaneous so i give her slingshot facial houdini's for breakfast

by Senor B July 24, 2006

Gentleman's Facial

The Gentleman's Facial occurs when a man ejaculates inside an unsuspecting woman's mouth when receiving a blowjob. The woman becomes so enraged over this, she spits his jizz directly back upon the man's face, giving him a gentleman's facial.

He gave me no warning that he was coming in my mouth. I gave him a Gentleman's Facial just to teach his sorry ass a lesson.

by Penishate August 16, 2011

facial disgracial

Similar to burn, harshed upon moded, diss but way more brutal. Like "haa haa" said by Nelson from The Simpsons but way more malicious. Said in conjunction with the "facemask" signal used by NFL referees when calling a facemask foul. Debate still ongoing whether doing the facemask signal is technically "facing" yourself and one should actually direct the facemask gesture toward the one you are "facing." Synonomous with face.

Darren thanked Chris for his lame Redwings loosening up the Oilers so his team could kick their ass in the play-offs and added "facialllllllll" with a thrusting facemask meneuver.
Zach was trying trick Luis into falling into a tiger trap when he tripped and fell into the trap himself. Luis happened upon the bloddy scene and uttered "oh, facial disgracial."

by deuce carver May 17, 2006