Facebook

The site you go on when your supposed to be competing homework.

Damn It!! I gots sooo much homework. But i'm on facebook anyway.

Mom: Are you doing your homework son?

Son: Uhhh, yeah mom... almost done.

Facebook Message: Crap!!!! I have soo much hw for my 3 AP classes, 2 honors, and 2 IB classes today. Im never gonna finish. And its already 11:35.

Well, maybe you should get off Facebook and do your fucking homework, you dumbass!

by NigggaPleese February 25, 2010

facebook

The act of slapping a person in the face with a book.

I went up to Josh and facebooked him.

by Andrew_JD March 02, 2009

Facebooking

The act of putting off everything and talking to people on Faceboook
Talking to people on Facebook

Man, I couldn'tdo my report last night because I was Facebooking with Michelle

by T-Godd March 02, 2007

facebooker

1. Anyone who uses facebook.com.

2. facebook+hooker Someone who uses facebook to find sex partners

1. Wow. Nik has really been using his computer a lot lately. He must have become a facebooker like the millions around the world.

2. Mike- "Jannette really needs help. She had sex with some random dude last night."
James- "Yeah, she's a facebooker."

by Maudlin La An May 05, 2010

facebookable

when someone's name is common enough to look up on facebook easily and find them.

Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.

by thethinker22 January 12, 2011

Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.

She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!

by j bobe October 07, 2009

Facebook

possibly:
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker

1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?

by your best idiot April 17, 2010