Fuzzy Cat

Another word for fuzzy is hair
And Another word for a cat is a pussy
Therefore it is a hairy puzzy

guy1: Dude did you finger Sara last night?

guy2: No way she had Fuzzy Cat!

guy1: Ewwwww!

by beckysboy August 14, 2010

Fuzzy-Plums

Name for a man who has no right to be in the position he is in (oftentimes equal-to or above you), as he usually fucks up the most menial of tasks.

Guy 1: "Hey did you hear Bob got promoted again?"
Guy 2: "What?!? That Fuzzy-Plums doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!"

by WhiteFish February 5, 2014

fuzzy and scuzzy

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Fuzzy Button

When your pubic hair is so bushy and your penis is so small it looks like a button on a angora sweater.

Fred dropped his towel by accident and all I saw was a small Fuzzy Button.

by Matt31a4 January 9, 2015

Fuzzy Pillow

A fuzzy case, stuffed with something soft, used to cushion the head, especially during sleep and you can hump it

When I watch porn I use a fuzzy pillow to masturbate.

by John Lightsey May 31, 2012

Fuzzy Lumpkin

A term of endearment for a very cute person

How's it goin fuzzy lumpkin?

by DCdmd December 29, 2008

fuzzy croissant

A reference to the feeling you have down under when you have vigorous intercourse with an unshaven, hairy male. After this occurance the sensation is very uncomfortable for you feel crusty or flakey like a croissant, as well as fuzzy like a peach.

“Are you okay girl? You ain’t lookin so good...” “I fucked this guy last night, and now I think I got a fuzzy croissant.” “Shit sorry girl I hate gettin a fuzzy croissant.”

by You know who ;)) November 29, 2018