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Chungus Fungus

A Chinese male with a small penis. Named after the Latin "Chinese mushroom" known for their classification of small wild mushrooms.
He's Chinese, so he's definitely got a chungus fungus.
by Partyhunter April 21, 2025
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Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.
Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.
by Nitfungus May 17, 2023
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FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies
by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022
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House Fungus

The powdery spores shot out the japs eye of an infected person upon ejaculation. Highly infectious and sometimes fatal. Favoured by the KGB.
Ewww what’s that on your trousers is it House Fungus.
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
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fungus amungus

Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples.
Soy Normie: 'Babe, why do you keep saying that?'

Based Chad: 'Initially originating from the Campania region in Italy, Naples where Boper and Stebe found a forest full of dancing mushrooms. This is the crucial moment when Boper and Stebe exclaimed, 'There is a fungus amungus!!'. After a hot dude named Lando heard this statement, he decided to go onto tenor and create a gif about it. Ever since, Sebastian (otherwise known as fungus the fourth) has spread this meme in order to create awareness of Boper and Stebe's adventures in Naples. '
by xXJesus_Christ321Xx March 26, 2023
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French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.
Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus
by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025
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recreational fungus

A psychological disorder where one deliberately catches a tinea fungal infection (athlete's foot)
Wear ya jandals in the showers mate, i hear crazy Johnny suffers from recreational fungus disorder
by donramono April 18, 2018
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