freak show

Someone who acts in a freakish manner, paranoid, fucked up, sloppy, someone to steer clear of in public places

She always acts like a freakshow once she starts doing shots of Jager!

by Kelly Schmiedeler March 30, 2005

freak head

(n) a variation of the insult meanie head that includes the person in question being a complete freak as well.

Allison: I like birds. And chairs.
Nate: Allison! You are such a freak head! I'm never talking to you again!

by Chut Up! March 26, 2008

freak dancing

Freak dancing is a style of urban dancing, usually performed to R&B, pop, rap, hip-hop, or Latin music. It involves two or more people making extremely close physical contact, and facial expressions and physical movements that are sexually provocative and/or that imitate sexual intercourse and foreplay. The "freak" designation is a synonym for "fuck", due to the dance's highly sexual nature.

While the dancers are usually clothed, freak dancing partners commonly slide or unbutton one another's clothing to reveal more skin. The hips are almost always tight against each other, and partners' hands massage and hold most parts of the other's body, including the neck, back, waist, butt, crotch, breasts, arms, and thighs. Some common freak dancing positions include: standing upright face-to-face, one partner bent over forward with his/her butt against the other's crotch, a female partner with her arms around the other's neck and her legs wrapped completely around the other's hips, either partner slowly dancing downward with their lips against the other's neck, chest, and stomach until they are on their knees, and one partner (usually female) lying on the floor with the other partner on their knees straddling her.

People of any age may take part in freak dancing, but it is most common among those between the ages of 12 and 35 years.

Many junior and senior high schools have outlawed freak dancing from school dances. Disobedient students are usually physically pushed apart or are removed from the dances by administrators or parent chaperones, which many believe is a violation of student rights.

"Damn, you seen that stacked bitch with the ghetto booty freak dancing wit J.C. in the club last night? Wonder if he took her home...."

"Me and Michelle freak so dirty we gonna get kicked outta prom tonight by those mothafuckin chaperones again."

"Next time that trashy slut try to come freakin up on my man, I am gonna fuck her up!"

by Traffic Jam Booty March 13, 2009

freak-o-meter

A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.

"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."

by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009

Freak Dancing [booty dancing]

When a female places her ass on a male\'s penis area and moves it around to try to make a \"tent\"

Lisa freak danced with joe and he got a major hard on because her ass was shaking TONZ!

by un answerable April 26, 2005

freak stage

The period of ugliness during the teenage years due to features (e.g. nose or ears) growing at a different rate to the rest of the face. Subject possesses an excess of puppy fat, frequently wearing braces. Has not yet figured out clothing/make-up/identity.

That photo is so embarrassing, I was right in the middle of my freak stage.

by JesandJosh February 20, 2009

freak out

How you react when something really bad (see we need to talk) or good happens.

A manic, crazed feeling usually accompanied by some physical activity such as jumping, skipping, fainting, fluttering, screaming or bitching.

"It's not the cops dude, don't freak out."

by Miss Take December 15, 2003