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fosters

A word becoming well known as a safe word during sex in BSDM.
daz says "if this is too rough just say fosters"
bel says "FOSTERS FOSTERS FOSTERS"
daz says "didn't quite hear what you said there, oh well"
by hopskotch September 12, 2006
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by David Watts August 1, 2003
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foster kid

He is a foster kid!
by Grig Emil May 2, 2014
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Nick Foster official

An internet troll who trolls everyone he can and tries to piss off as many people, people are obsessed with him and can't leave him alone which makes him more famous.
Did you see Nick Foster official he trolled that Jorobe guy again
by I <3 Women September 9, 2020
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Fostering

A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the "rock" but can be applied to dropping Momma's fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus.

Stems from the word "Fumble" in football, in which a player loses possession of the football. Almost always occurs during moments of acute stress specifically when the desired end-state of a situation is within the grasp of an individual but then victory slips through the fingers of the fostering individual resulting in disaster.
Fostering is not limited to sports:

1) Dude why did you just foster the christmas turkey on the floor? Now we gotta eat spam covered with brown sugar instead.

2)All he had to do was juke the Florida Safety and he would have had 6!!! But he lost his emotions and effing tossed the ball into the stands, fostering the game away.
Game over, Florida Tatters our windsock again...
by Cy Simon August 22, 2008
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foster farms chicken wings

foster farms chicken wings are spicy microwaveable chicken wings. they taste really good, but they burn your ass like crazy coming back out. i had to stop eating them.
"i got some foster farms chicken wings."
"oh those are good"
"yeah but my ass feels like it's on fucking fire man!"
by Sir Shoelace May 30, 2006
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fosterization

Describing the processes in which a person morphs into an idiot (Solar Panel Jargon).
The fosterization of G.W. Bush brought true joy to the Nation.
by Vinny-Cent May 6, 2015
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