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finals fat

The extra girth that is accumulated from eating fast fatty food to enable you to study longer in finals season. This often take place much later at night than you would normally eat.
"I don't think that shirt fits you."

"Yeah, I bought it last week when I was skinny, but now I'm finals fat."
by greenranger April 16, 2014
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finals brain

When you stop functioning correctly because you have fried your brain trying to study for finals.
A: "Then I have to psychology for study."
B: "What?"
A: "I meant to say, I have to study for psychology. I just can't speak correctly."
B: "You just have finals brain."
by Hi_Mom April 27, 2017
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Final fresher

College students who are visiting their college for the first time in their final year due to covid.
Dude I'm going to be a final fresher next year
Nice
by Batmantunde July 5, 2021
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Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"
by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022
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First Fatal Piss

The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.
Lucy: Oh crap I need to take a first fatal piss
Dom: haha unlucky
by partyboy123 March 26, 2008
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Post-Finale Depression

The feeling you get after your favourite tv series or game ends; when you feel an overwhelming sadness, contemplating where your life goes from here, will you watch a new show or just flood with tears at the thought of the great trauma you've just experienced.
"What am I going to do now Breaking Bad is over what is the point to my Life now, I think I might go curl up in a ball and die"
"hey man, i think you have Post-Finale Depression"
by ghostnappa March 2, 2015
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NBA FINALS

Guy 1: “Yo bro what does the “NBA FINALS“ even mean”

Guy 2: “It’s another name for a guy who goes nearly ever year since the late 2000s, LeBron James. He is the finals
by JayBoss18 September 26, 2020
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