FIRST TIME

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how, I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breasts
When I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last I was finished, it's all over now
My first time ever,
At milking a COW !

I bet when you read this you thought I was going to make it a first time sex story. It's cute though huh?

by NikkiK May 22, 2006

Firster

Someone who enters a numerical position on a message board or social network post such as first or second but adds no meaningful insight or opinion on the original post. Statistically this will fail and makes the firster look idiotic and annoying rather than just being annoying for wasting space.

This is similar to trolling but lazier and not as creative. It's kind of like Trolling for Idiots.

The topic would go here and then the firster would post as such.

Bojeezy - FIRST!
Bukkake4me- 2nd!
Admin- Well that was informative...and creative..

by sprydle April 14, 2010

Just like my first time

A more sustainable alternative to "that's what she said" that first came into usage in the fall of 2010 in New York City.

Uttara: This belongs to Maggie's friend! Don't mess with her, you're entering a world of pain!
Faraz: Just like my first time...

by NYCNYCNYCNYCNYCNYC September 12, 2010

First Responder

First Responder,
Some guy who is the first guy in line for that free pitcher of beer at the Brewery.

Volunteer Fireman Bob is such a worthless asshole he calls 10 times a week begging for a keg of beer for his fireman's summer party. Why he must have heard somebody got a SSDI disability check and he's the first responder to beg for that money.

by LatNerd May 11, 2011

Butch Queen First Time At A Ball

A phrase that was originally noted by the LEGENDARY Paris Dupree in the multiple award winning documentary entitled "Paris is Burning,"as a category for masculine looking drag queens who have never been to a ball and therefore arrive looking BUTCH.

The phrase has become popular recently and is used to describe females and males alike who try to dress fem, but who's masculine traits always shine through.

NeNe Leaks showed up at Award Show looking like a "Butch Queen First Time at a Ball."

by Eden Woods January 9, 2013

my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.

by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003

fibrate

The seperation of the fibers of something. Most commonly used to describe what happens to a Cannabis stem after prolonged chewing.

I chewed the dank Chronic stem until it started to Fibrate in my mouth.

by Bryan B. / Rob D. July 24, 2005