finch

bending your dick left/right to fix your curve and return it to straight

yooo jakey musasa ima go “finch” in the shower to fix up my curve

by ethanandrish September 19, 2025

Finches

A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.

That wheel has a diameter of 2 finches.

by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025

Finch West LRT

An object that takes forever to reach its destination, or a story that takes too long to reach a punchline.

"Hey girl, are you a Finch West LRT? Because I don't see this relationship going anywhere."

"Hey man, can you tell this story any faster? You've turned it into a real Finch West."

by Pedestrianize The Streets December 8, 2025

Finch

An extremely hypocritical person who will judge others even if they do the same exact things, get pressed if you don’t respond to a message in a matter of seconds, and will bother you constantly to get interested in something even if it doesn’t appeal to you at all

“aw man they’re such a finch”

by Finch_hater May 27, 2025

Finch

endangered species from Utah

i saw a Finch buying ungodly amounts of garlic bread in walmart yesterday

by Kirlios September 16, 2023

Westminister Finch

Plausible lie, often used to prove a point, easily disproven

A: Did you hear about the ancient roman practice of kissing strangers on the lips?
B: Let me google it up
B: Nice westminister finch you told

by The educational educator May 19, 2024

Finching

If you are born with a curved penis, finching is the act of bending it back into place over time.

“Hey Ethan I was just finching in the shower last night, I think I’m making progress.”

by ethanandrish May 30, 2024