Filter Fiend

A person, generally a woman, who excessively adds filters to their pictures on social media.

"Hey man look at this girl's picture! She looks cute!"

"Nah bro, she only looks like that because there are so many filters. She's a filter fiend."

by The Reaver May 4, 2014

filter grom

Someone who exclusively smokes the filter of a cigarette or joint.

Me: Hey you wanna have a puff of this dank jay?
Filter grom: nah I'll wait till just the filters left thanks.

by Cook001 November 24, 2020

Filter trashcan

Someone who you blurt out anything to and decides whether or not a statement can be made public or not. Someone who filters for you. Someone whose job it is to sift through all your trash sayings and approve/reject them.

I couldn't bring my true opinions to the table, because they were rejected by my filter trashcan.

by sorang November 21, 2022

filter dies

It's when the filter dies, you fucking dumbass.

Why the fuck did you look up "filter dies"?

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 17, 2022

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.

Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.

by The stretcher November 12, 2022

Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.

Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"

by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017