Filter hoe

A girl, who uses snapchat filters, makes bitchy faces and thinks it is super hot to post these pictures on social media...nur they definitely aren't. Lol.

Oh my gosh...she is such a filter hoe...look at her it looks like she wants to be f*cked in every hole.

by Julesjuicyjuice August 18, 2020

Filter Biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

“She looks pretty in all her pictures, but in real life she’s a filter biscuit”

“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 22, 2020

Filter trashcan

Someone who you blurt out anything to and decides whether or not a statement can be made public or not. Someone who filters for you. Someone whose job it is to sift through all your trash sayings and approve/reject them.

I couldn't bring my true opinions to the table, because they were rejected by my filter trashcan.

by sorang November 21, 2022

filter dies

It's when the filter dies, you fucking dumbass.

Why the fuck did you look up "filter dies"?

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 17, 2022

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.

Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.

by The stretcher November 12, 2022

Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.

Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"

by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017