pulp fiction is the best motherfucking movie of the motherfucking 20th century.Anyone who disses this movie should have their balls ripped off and sergically sown to their head. THIS HAS GOT TO BE SAMUAL .L JACKSON'S BEST EVER ROLE IN HIS MOVIE CAREER, MOTHERFUCKER!
by luke cutajar December 4, 2004
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Bob: Wow Ian is such a nerd.
Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
by AwesomeAlina August 23, 2009
Get the Functional nerd mug.An interesting book genre mostly aimed at the older teen/young adult crowd. The stories told in these books usually reflect life in the city, with a character experiencing a recent hardship and getting over it. Most urban fiction novels tend to have a lot of erotica in them, as sex is a very common happening in them. Poking around in this section at the library can net you some really good finds. If you don't live in a big city, then these stories will pretty much give you a small (if exaggerated) taste of what living in a large city is.
A good urban fiction novel I've read told of a group of friends, most of them coming from dark backgrounds who manage to stick together throughout their childhood and into their adult years. It may sound silly here, but if you read the story you'll understand the whole thing.
by TheSpectacularOne June 3, 2009
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Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
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i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
by d May 13, 2005
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