Fecal Roster

A listing of individuals, companies, countries, etc. that have been found to be worthy of derision, or unworthy of attention.

Literally - Shit List.

Alternatively: Catalog of Crap

Phineas: "Pheobe got herself added to my fecal roster this morning."

Philo: "What kind of rooster?"

by QuietReflection October 20, 2010

Fecal Rampage

The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door.

He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.

The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.

Did you hear about Rob? His girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. Set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own shit.

by James Moon April 14, 2011

Fecal Dementia

A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.

I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!

by Topiltzin May 20, 2011

Fecal Soup

Feces that's so runny it resembles a nice steamy bowl of soup in your toilet.

Just brewing up some Fecal Soup

by Scrotymcboogerballsthereturn July 9, 2011

Fecal Rage

This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.

As Brian stepped out of the shower a feeling in his guts sent him into a fecal rage.

by Captain Clean August 6, 2011

Fecal Hysteria

A type of anxiety immediately relieved with a deep, steamy bowel movement. You can literally feel the anxiety drop out of you with each sphincteral contraction, as the source of your hysterics (i.e.: The Bowel) slides right on out of your neurotic vessel. Full relief is usually felt when washing hands, when the classic "light" feeling in your colon sets in.

"Oh, man, I felt so on edge just a few minutes ago! I ran to the bathroom, let a log roll off the truck, and WHAM-MO!!! My fecal hysteria is all but forgotten."

"Oh, yeah, I LOVE that feeling. Instant relief. I love functioning colons."

by LexiSays December 2, 2011

fecal-Rembrandts

An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.

"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins

by DESIGNATION UNKNOWN January 6, 2014