fatchim

Word used by players while kicking their friends asses while playing fighting games, such as SUPER SMASH BROS

While playing Super Smash Bros:
Yoshi attacks Link with the sword, the player controling yoshi yells FATCHIM, FATCHIM, FATCHIM

while the player controling link is like... omg LINK IS SHIT!!! i'll fatchim u with KIRBY next round!!!

by IST Game ASSOCIATION April 5, 2005

faecsis

a post grad thesis that ruins your life until you finally finish the fucking thing, and can commence blocking out every memory of having done it in the first place.

Particularly useful in sms text or online chating.

And hows your faecsis coming along?
Ugh...dont even ask....

by Sophie Basil February 23, 2009

Fatass-Asaurus

An INCREDIBLY fat person.
Such a fatass that they are as big as a dinosaur.

Jennifer waddled down the hallway and almost rolled it. 'Fatass-asaurus.' Bill muttered at her.

by XelaxXxaleX March 17, 2009

factslapped

When you post a bunch of bullshit on Facebook and someone Jon Stewart's your blithering nonsense with facts.

he released his long form birth certificate which is as official as it gets. you got factslapped

by Tiberius Hawke July 9, 2011

fatcceptance

the moment when a person looks in the mirror and realizes they have put on weight and decide they aren't going to do anything about it.

Internal dialogue when looking into mirror- "Damn i used to have a really hot body..what happened to me? oh yeah i turned 30 and hate exercise..oh well time to give my clothes away to skinny friends coz i've reached my point of fatcceptance and it's not coming off" "Anyway Christina and Kelly Clarkson rocked their fat at the American Music Awards so I'm going to rock mine too"

by rockinmymuffintop November 22, 2011

Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.

Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."

by Twig's Balls July 29, 2012

Fatasstrophe

A catastrophic event caused by a fat person. Often happens at fast-food places, hospitals or at you mothers house.

Liam: "Damn there was a fire at Mc. Donalds yesterday and no one could get out of there."
Nik: "Why?"
Liam: "No one was slim enough to get out of the doorway."
Nik: "Wow, that was a real fatasstrophe."

by sNilli May 28, 2013