Nigga facts

When a stupid person don't have all their facts straight

Dude better get his Nigga facts straight before he it comes at me with that bullshit

by Minge June 3, 2018

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

by KRHimself November 19, 2004

Alternative facts

The moment you don't know the answer to a question so you use big words to compensate for your lack of knowledge.

I didn't study for the big test so I used some alternative facts.

by Cashews and guacamole March 23, 2017

Cat facts

The equivalent of dick deets. Gossip about pussy.

So I met this new girl!
Oh damn, give me the cat facts!!

by Abe gold April 10, 2017

Alternative Facts

A way of twisting the truth to make manipulation look innocent.

That crazy liar in The White House making up alternative facts could be related to Pinoccio.

by DonnyBrasco76 August 7, 2017

Alternative Facts

A fancy term for lies

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.

by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022

50 facts about women

Noun.
A degrogatory essay about women that one writes when one is incapable of getting laid. Thus, all of the sexual frustration becomes channeled into another activity, making one feel less pathetic.

Shit, I wish I could get some pussy without having to pay a ho. I know, I'll write an essay dissing women! That'll make me feel better...

by CrazyPeep February 18, 2005