Boracay Facial

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.

Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!

by TagTeamChampionsOfTheWorld May 25, 2015

punchable face

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them

That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face

by coochiemasta69 June 5, 2019

Faceass

Term used when someone is acting like or resembles someone or something .

Someone mumbling incoherently is " Joe Biden Faceass"

Black guy wearing a leather coat is "wesley snipes faceass"

White girl with bald head is " Brittney Spears faceass"

White guy on skateboard is "Tony hawk faceass"

Guy murders wife and gets away with it is "oj simpson faceass"

Black guy with mustache is "Richard Pryor Faceass" or maybe "Lionel Richie Faceass"

by 6feetunder February 3, 2023

orange-faced lie

contemporary alternative to 'bald-faced lie' or 'barefaced lie' / referring to Donald J. Trump's tangerine completion and his propensity for putting forth flat-out bullshit

Nothing said on that so-called news program is anything but an orange-faced lie.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 27, 2018

dirty water on my faceu

when someone spits on your face

Oh my god, dirty water on my faceu!

by _cwawesome_ December 27, 2016

Face Keg

A 5-Liter Heineken or Newcastle minikeg acquired under the pretext of drinking it without anyone else's assistance. A true face kegger would add straps much like a minikeg backpack.

Moocher: "Hey bro, can I have a cup from that minikeg on your back?"

Jorn: "No! I'm taking this to my face!"

Face Keg.

by Slayer of Fools December 16, 2011

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020