Dirty Eskimo

Dropping a large, long "lincoln log" dump and freezing it solid.

Then using it as an anal dildo while you bang your favorite girl.

"Keep out my freezer, I'm prepping a Dirty Eskimo"

by MonkeyChamp June 21, 2012

Eskimook

An Aslakan' Nigger : Snow Nigger : Nigger who lives in a Igloo : North pole Nigger : Tundra Monkey

"Krickey, we've spotted the rare northern american Eskimook"

by Szermie November 23, 2014

eskimo hotpocket

When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom

At the local tavern, I received an "eskimo hotpocket"from a swamp donkey

by Dirty Bern December 21, 2016

Eskimo Sisters

Two females who are either currently sleeping with the same man or have slept with the same man in the past

Oh so he’s fuckin you too? We eskimo sisters.

You aint my sister bitch.

by Nobody’s bitch September 28, 2018

crazy eskimo

when you're having anal sex from behind next to a freezer and as you're about to ejaculate you reach into the freezer and pull out a fish. as you ejaculate you hit them in the face with the frozen fish.

Peggy had a bruise on her cheek after I gave her a crazy eskimo.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

eskimo frenchbread surprise

While nailing her doggy style, jam a frozen breadstick in her butt.

Do it with style

by SpitBlood April 27, 2003

Eskimo brother

The definition for when 2 guys have had intercourse the same girl.

Derived from a show called "The League". This was introduced by actor/comedian Jon Lajoie

"Dude, I had sex with Cindy last night!"
"Oh yeah... that's cool. I fucked her 2 weeks ago. That means we're Eskimo Brothers"
"What? We've been going out for months..."
OR
"Hey bartender, let me get a free drink. We're eskimo brothers!"

by CeMsTa_1019 April 9, 2010