Wham-bam-thank-you-exam

-"For letting me display my academic abilities." A derivative of "wham-bam-thank-you-mam." This version warps the phrase horrifically, to refer to an exam taken in an academic setting.

*after SAT* Johnny: "Wham-bam-thank-you-exam for letting me display my academic abilities!"

by jsams4181 April 18, 2017

Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

by TheSouLOfGenIus January 15, 2014

Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS)

One of the most unproductive form of exam stress. PASS usually occurs the day following an important exam and involves the sufferer analysing and stressing about said exam and all the things they think they got wrong or right, what they could have done better and how well they think they did.
It is usually accompanied by insomnia which usually leads to poor performance in exams that may follow, thus perpetuating further post and pre-exam stress.

person1- oh man, I'm gonna be up all night thinking about that physics paper we just wrote.

person2- yeah, I definitely got question 9.3.1 all wrong...

person1- damn it, Post-exam Analysis Stress Syndrome (PASS) is so pointless!

by raesayhey November 17, 2009

Exam

A nightmare fuel sheet of paper that comes from deep hell, its used to destroy the mental health of high school students and teens, you're damn cooked if it's online, bc of too many errors, used by teachers to watch you suffer in agonizing pain, if one fails the exam, it is said to lower the grade, thus builds up level 5 stress, and it sucks bro...

exam is the worst bro its the WORSTTTTTTTTT

by IHATEFURRIESANDSUSVIDEOS! October 2, 2025

Exam

The worst experience of your life. They sneak up on you, and without preparation, can cause a reaction from your parents.

Person 1: what a great day!
Person 2: you ready for the maths exam?
Person 1: NOOOOOOOO!

by SNOWMAN2345 December 2, 2019

Exams

Created by Satan himself; exams have the power to drive the youth population of any nation to a state of stress and anxiety that is so high, they start to uncontrollably urinate and peel the skin off anything in a two-mile radius.

Other common side effects of Exams may include.

1. The sudden urge to start a cult

2. The realisation that a cult is a good idea and that Satan is our lord and savior
3. Kidnap your neighbour
4. Sacrifice them

5. Illish kah eth ma suliso

6. Grab a cup of tea, you've earned it x

8. ALESH OORA SHEER ETH ILLISH OÜ

Exams are pretty bad

by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022

Exam

exams are the worst. its basically torture but on a piece of paper.

person 1: hey how do u think u did on the exam?
person 2: awful. I just wanna tear the fucking paper and pass away.

by weirdass_bitch June 21, 2021