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the face of evil

The Face of Evil is a person who has attempted to destroy your life....after a battle that wages on for years you emerge victorious over her.
The Face of Evil sucks a good cock, has awesome tits and loves to take it up the ass (way more than straight pussy sex), she uses her slut magic on you to weaken you , mysteriously falls pregnant and then attempts to take everything you own!
A crazed whore that gets off on demeaning guys and acting like she is the most intelligent person on the Earth...The Face of Evil!!!!!!

Watch out..you could be next!!
Wow that chick has awesome tits, looks like she is a real cock gobbler and I bet she prefers it in the asshole!!!! Oh shit, that reminds me of ......The Face of Evil!!!!!
by Bum fuzz June 17, 2018
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Evil

aka girls, girls are evil I have proof...

Girls require time and money
(Girls = Time x Money)
But we all know time is money
(Time = Money)
Therefore
(Girls = Money x Money)
(Money x Money = Money squared)
And beacause money is the root of all evil
(Money = square route of evil)
Therefore
(Girls = (the square route of evil)squared)
so we are forced to conclude that...
(Girls = Evil)
In short: Girls need time and money but time is money and money is evil, so girls crave evilness making them evil...
by Triple J May 1, 2005
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evil fucking bitch

a bitch thats never satisfied with u and is always cold and bitter.
"Nuthin can please that evil fucking bitch! Not even if my dick was platinum!"
by closer2mario September 22, 2008
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evil dildo

A hidden track at the end of Burger Queen by Placebo. The story behind it is that Brian Molko forgot to take his name out of the phonebook after the first Placebo album was realeased and there was a message on his answer machine with a sort of Steven Hawking voice. It's a creepy song.
"Hey motherf**ker, I'm after you. I know where you live.

I will f**k you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth"

hmm evil dildo
by _Katie_ May 30, 2006
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Eila

The name Eila is a rare one indeed. It is so elusive, that at times even hardened scientists/adventurers find it difficult to pinpoint/identify the true meaning of Eila.

1. One branch of linguists believe Eila to be the very definition of magic. This branch of advocates has listed several synonyms for Eila, some being: Mystical, Phantom, Elusive, Intangible, Evanescent, etc.

2. A most extensive belief regarding the origin of the name Eila is related to the legend of the Magical Princess Hippopotomonstrosepedalia from the Mystical Island of Pneumonoultramicropicsicov. This princess was a great beauty, and wished for word of her attributes to travel beyond the borders of her kingdom. Sadly, it was impossible for anyone to pronounce or remember all the syllables of her name/homeland. When faced with this predicament, the princess chose to shorten her name to Isla- from the shortest part of her title; Island. Yet as time went on, folk forgot the origin of the name, and challenged the use of the silent "s". What's more, the princess was teased for being named after/mistaken for an island. It was decided by the princess that the offending letter would be dropped. But when faced with the abbreviated version, Ila, the magical princess realized three letters wasn't grand enough for her gorgeous being. Thus, an "e" was placed at the beginning of the name: making it one-of-a-kind and preventing anyone from ever mistaking the princess for an Island, or for anyone else ever again.
That Eila sure is hard to get.
I swear that Eila has magical skills!
by diction devotee January 22, 2011
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Evil Dead

A seriously kick ass movie with spells and zombies and gore and all kinds of wierd ass shit!
Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us!
by I Hate Conformists April 16, 2005
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root of all evil

The Love of Money: a direct quote from 1 Timothy 6:10 KJV:
"For the love of money is the root of all evil:"

This famous verse from the King James Version is often misquoted as saying "Money is the root...", but the Apostle Paul is clearly talking about the love of money (greed).

Originally penned in Greek in the first century A.D, It has been better translated in English the ASV and NIV:
"For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil."
Don't be so greedy! Remember, the love of money if the root of evil
by Don Jewett March 10, 2004
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