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English Teeth

A set of yellow-brown, crooked, fetid, generally repulsive teeth found predominantly on British or English people.
Austin Powers may be "Groovy, Baby," but his English Teeth are fucking ick!
by WelcomeToNowhere December 24, 2010
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New York English

A distinct brand of English spoken especially in the NYC metropolitan area, including the buroughs (excl. alot of Manhattan, full of transplants), Long Island, parts of upstate, and a great deal of New Jersey and Connecticut.

Those who portray it as low-class or ugly, forget that some of the finest speakers of the English language, including Robert Rinero and Christopher Walken, have thick New York accents.

Some features it is known for were previously common, but are now disappearing (such as pronouncing "girl" as "goil" which noone except very old men does anymore).

One of the most widespread features is pronouncing the "a" in words Kerry and carry seperately. Most Americans pronounce the short a in words like "carry", "Larry" "vary", and "marry" with an e, giving them the same vowel as "berry".

A slightly less common, but still widespread feature is an additional vowel not used in General American English, often written as "aww. In words like "caught", "long", "off, and sometimes even "dog" or "fog" are pronounced with the lips more rounded into an o-like a. Most Americans and Canadians as well just pronounce it with a long a, as in "father".

One feature that's still easy to find, but not necessarily the norm anymore, is r-dropping, as in other Northeastern US accents, pronouncing "here" and "there" "hee-uh" and "theh-uh". Many of those that don't drop the r at least soften it, or only drop it in some words while speaking quickly.
Some famous speakers of New York English include:
Marlon Brando
Joe Pesci
Donald Trump
Robert Dinero
Christopher Walken
Many many good MC's
Rudy Giuliani
by d.c.r.n.y.c. October 30, 2009
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Lazy English

People who substitute letters in words or change them completly so they don't have to say a longer word.

Waah=Well
Gangsta=Gangster
Lookin'=Looking
Frank: Fo' sho' mufucka

Dave: Sorry man I don't speak Lazy English
by Ike Turner May 17, 2008
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AP English

AP English is simply a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb seniors into a more difficult class lacking composition, all is simply boring, repetitive, mindless grammar.
Dude! You're in AP English! That sucks!

Yeah, (poor bastard.)
by gunshow December 15, 2004
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English

The language that former Pres. George W. Bush is still trying to learn.
Bush's rape of the English language:

"They misunderestimated me."
"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "
by Eliyon July 11, 2009
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Dirty Englishman

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.
At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet
by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006
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Speak English

This is best defined in this scene from movie The Avengers
Stark : steer control can reverse the pillary long enough to disengage maglav and ....
Cap : Speak ENGLISH
Tony : See that red lever. It will slow the rotors down. Stand by it. Wait for my word
by Abiral July 16, 2018
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