Lazy English

People who substitute letters in words or change them completly so they don't have to say a longer word.

Waah=Well
Gangsta=Gangster
Lookin'=Looking

Frank: Fo' sho' mufucka

Dave: Sorry man I don't speak Lazy English

by Ike Turner May 17, 2008

AP English

AP English is simply a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb seniors into a more difficult class lacking composition, all is simply boring, repetitive, mindless grammar.

Dude! You're in AP English! That sucks!

Yeah, (poor bastard.)

by gunshow December 15, 2004

English

The language that former Pres. George W. Bush is still trying to learn.

Bush's rape of the English language:

"They misunderestimated me."
"Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "

by Eliyon July 11, 2009

Dirty Englishman

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.

At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

Speak English

Speak in Layman terms

This is best defined in this scene from movie The Avengers
Stark : steer control can reverse the pillary long enough to disengage maglav and ....
Cap : Speak ENGLISH
Tony : See that red lever. It will slow the rotors down. Stand by it. Wait for my word

by Abiral July 16, 2018

English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

Englishbee

A member of the small family of Englishbees. They generally have curly brown hair, blue eyes, and strong jaw lines. There are, however, a few exceptions to this norm. They all have very prominent facial features. A majority of Englishbee males are over six feet tall and females over five and a half feet tall. Most are intellectuals, however, they have to look modern colloquialisms up on urban dictionary...

Person 1: He's at the top of his class and Prom king.
Person 2: He must be an Englishbee.

by An Englishbee June 23, 2011