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Emmette is a cat.
Can I pet Emmette?
We need to feed the cat! Enmette is so hungry
by Kaylo November 4, 2019
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Emmet

A good boyfriend who is really hot .
He knows how to treat his girl. He is really fun to hang out with and is hilarious. Girls flirt with him and he may flirt back but at the end of the day he will treat his girlfriend with full attention.
Emmet has a tendency to smoke weed a lot not to mention gets grounded often.
Crystal: "Are you dating Emmet?"

Jane: "Yeah."

Crystal: " Awh, he's a keeper."

Daniel: "Emmet is so hot."

Scarlet: "I know. His girlfriend is lucky to have him!"
by Emmetlover December 4, 2011
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Emmet

The cutest boy I know

My boyfriend

God I love him so so much
Person 1: so are you and emmet dat-
Me: no we are not
(We are-)
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Emmerson

if you meet her run the other way, she will bully you until you bow down to her stay strong and stand up to her well these are the words best to describe for the Emmerson I know she only thinks about her self and doesn't care for others feelings most people stay by her side only because they don't wanna get bullied it may seem harsh but if you truly knew her what would you do?
Girl 1: Oh god it's Emmerson hide!
Emmerson: Come out and I'll go easy on you
by SpiritWolf136 October 10, 2018
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Emmet

One of the unfortunate bastards with this name that isn't a tourist or the Irish equivalent of a chav.

These rare creatures have an intelligence and loyalty second to none but are constantly haunted by any nametags or letters for them.
Person A: Hey, what's your name?

Person B: Nice to meet ya, it's Emmet. How about you?

Person A: ... I... I have to go...

Person B: Oh God not again ;-;
by NotEmmet February 5, 2010
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Emmet

What hillbillies believe to be God's true name.
YAHWIST PREACHER: Yahweh is the true name of God the Father, whereas Yahshua HaMashiach is the true name of Jesus Christ...

(After the sermon)

HILLBILLY: Gee, preacher, I was amazed to find out that God's true name is Yahweh. I always thought it was Emmet.

PREACHER: "Emmet"? I never heard that one before! What made you think that God's true name was Emmet?

HILLBILLY: Cuz when my Dad was mad he'd always say "God Emmet"!
by Billy Bob Benson June 24, 2006
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emmerz

a special nickname saved for the individuals who are always the last ones to get jokes. generally thought of as "slow."
person1: ROFLOL
person2: BAHAHA
emmerz: wait what?!?!
by noreally? April 7, 2009
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