Emmet

One of the unfortunate bastards with this name that isn't a tourist or the Irish equivalent of a chav.

These rare creatures have an intelligence and loyalty second to none but are constantly haunted by any nametags or letters for them.

Person A: Hey, what's your name?

Person B: Nice to meet ya, it's Emmet. How about you?

Person A: ... I... I have to go...

Person B: Oh God not again ;-;