Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.

Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

emergency sad nigga hours is activated in the event it's not sad nigga hours but you must reflect on your actions, feelings, someone or something hurtful and or you are in fact, sad
E.S.N.G is relatively the same but for the people who can't wait for Sad Nigga Hours to come

Man 1 : my gf just broke up with me, it's sad nigga hours

Man 2 : it's not anywhere between 2 or 5 am, it's E.S.N.H.

Man 1 : E.S.N.H.?

Man 2 : Emergency Sad Nigga Hours

by Anon senpai June 19, 2018

emergence

The appearance of linearity from asymmetry.

Appears in the form of aesthetic, structure or design.

Emergence indicates that linear time is a vector that moves from the future toward the past.

by tomorrowtomorrow July 15, 2018

emeriese

Emeriese is the nicest most inteligent and drop dead gorgeous person you will ever meat. She is the one friend that will have your abck no matter how many times you fuck up. Every time you are withher, she makes you feel like you're high on the chemical that makes you haooy. She os the type of friend that will come up with some random ass fact to tell you as you pass her in the halls to make you smile. Emeriese is the girl everyone has a giant crush on but she is such a bad ass that everyone is scared to admit it. Emeriese is the bravest girl you will ever meet. She is always herself and won't let anyone put her down because she knows that all the fuckers out there that put people down and the ones that are just sad and lonely. She is the most beautiful gay fuckboy you will ever meet. Whenever she is around her crush she will always start blushing and sometimes even sprint out of your local boba shop to avoid them and you are left hystaricly laughing because she is so god damn cute.

Absolutely no one: Emeriese is such a bitch
Everyone else: YASSSS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ----UwillNeVeRKnowww------- October 1, 2019

Emergency wank

When the sudden urge to jizz is so overwhelming that you have to stop everything and have an emergency wank

Jesus Christ. I was at McDonald's drive-thru earlier when I had to abandon the car and run into the disabled toilets for an emergency wank. It was like I was possessed

by Mrrobot7891 August 7, 2020

Emheraene

An Emheraene is one of the best possible people you can ever meet. Emheraenes are funny, cute, and intelligent, usually on niche topics though. They always make the people around them laugh and cause them to be happy. They have dark hair and are usually short but this is contradictory to their insane amount of energy they have.

Emheraene made the doggies giggle with joy.

by TheCambridgeDictionary March 27, 2021