emotional booty call

Calling someone who you don't want a relationship or sex with just to boost your self esteem

I called my ex for an emotional booty call because I was feeling lonely

by emg123 May 20, 2008

Emotional Tampon

being the person who everyone goes to to talk about their problems but in the end they may just throw u aside

I've been talking to this really hot chick in school, shes been going through a tough time and i may ask her out next weekend.

Dude.... your just and emotional tampon I wouldn't expect anything out of it

by PWR Mustang August 3, 2010

emotionally constipated

the extreme inability to handle or process any emotions.

This girl I knew was so emotionally constipated, she couldn't even cry.

by ChrisSBU November 8, 2008

Emotional condom

Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.

"You're going to hook up with him? Fine, but remember to put on your emotional condom."

by Trust me, wear it January 5, 2010

emotional dyslexia

the (inconsistent) inability to read other people's minds through body language and facial expressions.

oh, shit! you were being sarcastic?! i'm emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.

dude - she's really into you!
you've got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!

by geek.neo January 16, 2011

emotional slut

Someone who reveals all their emotional baggage to anyone who will listen. Relates to someone who talks about all their problems--especially in dating and love--on a first date.

Sarah and John will not be going on another date because she was an emotional slut on the last one. She told him all about her failed relationships, problems with her boss, and how her cat keeps throwing up. She cried; he left.

by Jacquelina January 13, 2009

Friends with Emotional Benefits

Friends with emotional benefits or FWEB (pronouned "feb") is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. Benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc... Hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about sex, but never have sex. One person in the relationship is typically sprung. The other person is typically "looking," "still young," or "not sure." They bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.

An ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends. Typically guys named Mike and girls named Ha have a Friends with Emotional Benefits relationship. You guys are such fwebs. Quit being fwebs and just get together.

by Vu Nguyen June 11, 2006