Earley

Earley is named after the great Jarrod Earley, pioneer of our times. To do an Earley means to faint or pass out in order to get yourself out of a tricky situation, most commonly an exam, but could be any random situation

Jessam: Damn, how gay was that Maths Methods exam? I completed only 58.07% of the questions and spent 13.91% of my time drawing pictures of gender-specific houses!
Jordy: Geez girl I know! I was seriously considering doing an Earley to get myself out of there!
Jessam: I feel you. Maths Party at mine?
Jordy: Fer Sure

by Jzm August 4, 2007

Earl the Chew Gnome

When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.

Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"

by casualskoal May 18, 2011

Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

go ugly early

The act of admitting to oneself that you will not pull a good looking bird not matter how long you hang around the night club. You always end up taking the ugliest bird anyway, so why not just go ugly early and get it over with.

It was only half past ten when Steven left the club with a salad dodger on his arm. His friend Jim passed him in the carpark and remarked "Eh up Steve, going ugly early?". Steven sighed, glanced at the fugly minger, and replied "Fraid so Jim, got work in the morning, so I don't have all night"

by Norbert Colon October 29, 2004

Earlton Dinner Jacket

Any plaid shirt, but is usually flannel. The term is derived from the small Northern Ontario town of Earlton, where the men typically get home from a day's work in the bush and sit right down to the dinner table. It is considered to be the town's formal wear. Abbreviated to "E.D"

Hey man, sick Earlton Dinner Jacket!

by mistresskittty October 17, 2010

earlobe fetish

if you have an earlobe fetish, you find certain earlobes sexier than others and you like to rub and bite them.

Hey babe, you've got some sexy ass earlobes, let me take a bite of them.

earlobe fetish
just had to include that so the thing would submit

by sexy soup boy July 2, 2018

earlestown

the anus of england
located in between st helens and warrington
highlights include the road of out it
and the fact that it is in lancashire
can be used as insult as well,
or an excuse,
or a decription.

INSULT; "bloody hell you stink so bad you must be from earlestown"

EXCUSE; "why did you get a D in your test"
"i live in earlestown...."

DESCRIPTION; "your room is so dirty it looks like ive opened the door and walked into earlestown!"

by moan-eel January 6, 2008