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Equal culobility

When you cause an accident by staring at a shaply posterior but shift some of the blame on said posterior.
Dude you just hit that stop sign! Not all my fault...did you see that ass? There is some Equal Culobility going on here!
by Robofrye March 11, 2019
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Turn-based equality

When a minority group asks for equal rights by placing themselves above what was above them instead of leveling out the playing field; i.e. ‘taking turns’ becoming the majority group.
Minorites won’t be taken seriously by others if they resort to turn-based equality because doing so tells them that they’re better than who they are (when in reality, they aren’t).
by Original Orangutans September 11, 2019
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Equally Important

That is fucking hilarious! It's hilarious that you make that distinction.
Hym "Ha! Right! 'Equally important.' So, 'Not at all' but I have to share that lack of importance with you. Hilarious! Absolutely fucking hilarious! I'm not going to do it, but, it's funny!"
by Hym Iam May 19, 2025
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Equalality

A missaying of the word "equality" commonly used by Twilly to describe what women are in desperate need of.
Women need equalality!
by SockOfSand September 16, 2021
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Random equals funny

Zoomer: Yo, check this funny meme *Shows a random equals funny meme*

Every other generation: I don’t get it.
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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Selective Equality

When people want equality in situations where they've historically been disadvantaged, but want tradition in situations where they've historically been advantaged.
Wanting equal pay but expecting the guy to always pay is selective equality.
by YourPreudonym October 14, 2022
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