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Fake Email Job

Gainful, probably fully remote employment where your only responsibility is to respond to emails. Fake email jobs can be accomplished whilst drinking at a bar, or from a beach in the Bahamas. It's not a fake email job if you actually contribute directly to the company's product or service, nor if you hold an executive role where your decisions have a real impact on lots of people. Fake email jobs are more in line with middle-management roles.
Enrique used to be a software developer, but after five years at IBM he got promoted to a fake email job and had a daughter. Now his whole job consists of sending pithy emails between diaper changes and trips to the park with his family.
by cinemarob1 September 16, 2021
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kindle-email

An email so long, you have to use your kindle to read it.
Hey dude! TLDR, this is a kindle-email.
by brannewyn October 29, 2012
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Handshake Email

When one has your email but wishes to share their email address, so they send you an email for the purpose of sharing their own email address or contact details.
first personHi, please email me back at my new location.
second personYou have my email, please send me a handshake email with your contact details and I will reply.
by Shaoak April 3, 2009
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forwardable email

An email written for the recipient to forward to someone else.
Bill wanted me to introduce him to a friend who was hiring. I had him write me a forwardable email.
by complianceman December 9, 2009
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slut email

An email account you give out freely but don't really use.
Wendy: "I can't believe you gave them your email, you're gonna get spammed up the wazoo!"
Jim: "Don't worry, it's just my slut email."
by Etan Ilfeld June 4, 2009
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