Ducks on the Pond

A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.

Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!

2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.

(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!

by BORN2FISHMQ December 2, 2009

Dankster

Someone who makes dank memes.

Will: Have you seen Jack's new meme?
John: Yeah, he's a dankster.

by Dankster25 March 29, 2016

Ducks

A group of ugly broads

"Jay,you go to the club last night?"

"Yea,wasnt nothin but ducks there,so i went over melyssa house to get a deluxe"

"Sho Nuff"

by Jayzahn November 25, 2004

ducks

A pair of twos in Texas Hold 'Em

I played ducks in late position and took a monster pot when I flopped the set.

by GPF January 25, 2005

A duck! (smokin' ducks)

The unsmoked end of a cigarette, usually smoked only by real bums. ie Duck Hunting - digging around in an ashtray for smokable butts.

"Yo homes, I kin get a ciggyret"?
reply: "naw man, I'm smokin ducks".

by Tesserae September 25, 2006

Feed the Ducks

Jacking it.

Called feeding the ducks because you use a similar hand motion when you feed ducks.

"Your dad was cleaning the pool with his shirt off, so I had to go home and feed the ducks."

by Wesnile In Bulk January 10, 2012

drunksturbate

To masturbate under the influence of alcohol or alcoholic beverages

After drinking 40's all night, Blake went inside to drunksturbate.

by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010