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Dumbledore

1.) A homosexual. A person of homosexual orientation. Usually used in a derogatory manner to describe someone acting like a homosexual.

2.) A complete disappointment.
1.) You're completely flaming. You're such a dumbledore.

2.)
Jarin: The entire Hairy Potter series has turned into one big dumbledore since J.K. Rowling anounced that the charecter Dumbledore was gay.

Robbie: Ya, idk whether to pretend that the series doesn't exist, or to pretend Dumbledore isn't completely queer. Rowling is such a dumbledore bitch.
by Robbie T. January 5, 2009
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A dumbledore is a small portion of poop trapped within folds of the exterior of the anus.

A dumbledore are commonly confused with a dingleberry, which consist of poop attached to anal hairs. Dumbledores are far less dangerous to undergarments than dingleberries, but still poses some risk, and are far more difficult to remove. In fact, the vast majority of toilet paper is consumed removing dumbledores.
Jimmy had no trouble pulling guys at the club, but he never whipped his ass properly, so guys usually got annoyed with getting dumbledores all over their dicks or tongue, and dumped him pretty fast.
by Jimmy teh Gay September 2, 2009
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A gay wizard who everyone thinks it's the best, but he isn't. The Dark Lord is the best
Dumbledore:I love Grindelwald and Voldemort can beat me anytime of the week
by LordOfSomewhere January 11, 2008
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dumble

someone who emulates good ole albus dumbledore from harry potter. This can be done in numerous ways:
1) being very hairy. this does not just have to be in the beard department. it can be eyebrows, nostrils, ears or err..anywhere else.
2) specs
3) a quivvering voice - very popular amongst the aging.
4) gowns/robes
5) tendancy to get their wand out and flash it around a bit too much
6) walking with a hunch/eccentric stride
7) generally acting like someone who believes they own a whole magical realm yet having the assetts of an old man.

these are only a few ways to identify a dumble.
dumble-pube can also be used to describe anything wispy and grey that looks unlikely to be a dumble-beard.
'omg what a dumble!!!!!!!!!!'
'wow he is literally the most bumbling dumble i have ever seen.'
'indeed he seems to fumble more than even the most renouned dumble himself!!!'
etc etc
by Shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008
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a word shout when being raped
by lottie nd becky September 10, 2007
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kills Dumbledore

An expression used as a false spoiler following the name of a character from a movie, show, book, etc. Refers to the ending of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
John: Did you see Heroes last night?
Jack: Oh shit I missed it, don't spoil it for me.
John: Sylar kills Dumbledore.
by rane0 March 10, 2009
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Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."
After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.
by [m@] September 15, 2008
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