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by Kate Drumm October 9, 2008

Douche

(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.

Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.

Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.

by FellFromTheNest June 21, 2008

Douche

(adj.) In prior definitions, being called a "Douche" was considered an insult. However, in recent times, being called a "Douche" is taken as a compliment because of the advancements of social adolecent culture influenced by the media. Especially the reality show on MTV, Jersey Shore.

Jake: "Abraham, you are looking so douche with those shades, tan, and buff body you have there."

Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."

by Abe&JakeBFF June 1, 2011

douched

Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs

You were well and truely douched maaan!

by Mac-G AND Wood August 28, 2005

Douche

a person that likes giving oral service to a woman

"That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."

by Le Douche Bag January 23, 2008

Douche

noun: 1. something that cleans out bad girl's hoo hoos. 2. a man who acts more like a girl's hoo hoo than a man.

adjective: when something is so profound no word can better describe it

noun: 1. "She needs to douche. Twas funky!!" 2. "He is such a douche."

adjective: "And it was just like... DOUCHE!!"

by Meredith November 19, 2003

douche

A University student who goes to lectures and tutorials wearing tracksuit bottoms.

Example:

Two uni student in a tutorial room:

Dave : - I see you're wearing your tracksuit.
Mike : - I sure am, buddy!

(...) silence

Dave : - You're a douche.

by socstudent March 18, 2009