The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.
There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
by lelkalkeawdaw September 26, 2014
Get the ryan distance effect mug.The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.
Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.
doctor: And what are her symptoms?
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...
doctor: Has this lasted over a month?
concerned individual: Well over.
doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.
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