dicked-her scale

Number of orgasms you gave a your woman during one session of sex.

I scored an 8 on the dicked-her scale last night! Yeah, I gave my girl 8 orgasms when we were having sex!

by JacqueBauer June 18, 2011

Moby Dicked

1The post-coital realisation that the sex you just had was so good you'll probably be chasing it for the rest of your life.

2 An inspiring sexual experience.

After her moonlit romp on the beach Sheila realised she had been Moby Dicked.

by lajables April 26, 2016

Dicked

When a person is so incredibly STUPID it's like they have been FUCKED in their head

Wow that girl is so dumb that it looks like she crossed into Dicked
territory I Can't Believe she just utter such nonsense. Quick someone get her a tissue cuz she talking shit. Call an ambulance cuz it looks like the dick is still in her ear

by Ghanian Pride January 24, 2006

Dicked

In Philly, this term refers to a person or thing that is run-down, dirty and/ or completely destroyed. It is most commonly used referring to someone's clothes or shoes.

Ex 1:Yo, them boots is dicked! The soles peelin' off them jawns and everything!
Ex 2:Have you seen Regina, lately? She looks like she's been living in a halfway house. She looks dicked!

by Philly's_Finest1722 December 2, 2013

Dirked

The act of physically or metaphorically pre-maturely orgasming on a person or situation. To make a huge mistake.

Oh no! I just dirked on your belly.
I feel horrible, i studied so hard. Despite my efforts i totally dirked that whole test.

by dangeray September 24, 2010

sneak dissed

To talk about someone outloud in that person's face, only a few people know, and laugh amongst themselves.

"Tom sneak dissed on Dude, ain't nobody catch it"

by "Chip" G. 3 May 29, 2007

Donkey Dicked

When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.

Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.

by bngermin July 28, 2010