diddy

a retarded self-centered "rapper" who owns Bad Boy Entertainment. biggie is pretty much the only talented person diddy ever discovered. he also has 'bout.......10 aliases, like come on diddy, HOW MUCH DO U NEED? JUST PICK ONE! and he just came up with a new one, known as "dirty money"

Diddy: "yo wassup guys? my name's Dirty Money"

1: "P. Diddy? i thought it was Diddy"

2: "i thought it was P. Diddy"

3: "i thought it was Sean John"

4: "i thought it was Puff Daddy"

5: "i thought it was Puffy"

6: "i thought it was Sean Combs"

7: "HOW MANY NICKNAMES DO U NEED?"

by ag1997 August 13, 2010

Diddy

A toothpick used post meal to not only remove remnants of the meal, but to call upon Sean Combs' aura. Sean Combs is always seen with a "Diddy" in his mouth.

"Hey man that was a good ass meal"
"Yea dog, you got a Diddy on you?"
"What's a Diddy?"
"A toothpick man"

by Nick Gibbings August 6, 2007

diddy wah diddy

(1) A suburb of Baltimore, or hell; Bumfuck Egypt
(2) A musical mystery.

(1) He came right from Diddy Wah Diddy. Could never find his way back.
(2) You dunno what diddy wah diddy means.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

T. Diddy

(n.) A boss tycoon of gargantuan proportions that be yokin' the caddie to the sideshows; runs the city real hyphy like; any item of great monetary value deisng and created from fine metals and jewels that is dipped in sauce

Brandon: uhm, Big T. diddy? I know it's not usually like me to ask you this, but I really like you and I was wondering if you wanted to go grocery shopping with me
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)

by Sweatshop worker number 43542546247 October 29, 2005

poop diddy

Someone who thinks they are living large when they are clearly not. A poser. Unlike the real P Diddy.

Your boy poop diddy has a shiny new shirt and a studio apartment.

by Billy Whitch July 14, 2006

P. Diddy

Apperently lot's of people wake up in the morning feeling like him ;)

Girl : I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.

by MellyMonster March 2, 2010

dumb diddy

a name for a person that is a complete idiot. You can also say dumb diddy diddy.

Person: I failed math
You: Wow, you dumb diddy

by Trevor B to the lizzle November 6, 2005