dicksick

When your boyfriend calls in sick to work so he can stay home and have sex with you all day.

Lady: Bear, will you please stay home and fuck me all day?

Bear: Let me make a phone call.... " I am not feeling well today, I think I am dicksick. "

by Sneakinsally816 September 30, 2014

Dicksick

It's like homesick but with a dick.

Theresa was so dicksick this morning she actually texted her ex Steven for a one nighter.

by SeamusOD November 13, 2010

fuckface von dickstick

A friend who is being a dick or douche and won't shut up and looks like his parents aborted him.

Quit being acting like a fuckface von dickstick you fucktard

by famhead November 30, 2018

dicksticking

Person or group of people who intrude and divulge information or opinion in a very rude and malicious matter.

What's up with trying to rain on the parade of people who actually like, and I daresay prefer the new singer?

It's just mean-spirited dicksticking.

by Megrim December 28, 2008

dicksticamus

Semen

I have dicksticamus all over my hands after I jerk off.

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

dicktickle

when you get a slight itch on your dick :)

excuse me ma'am but I have a dicktickle.
I have to scratch my dick.

by ogertoger420 October 8, 2020

Dickstick

Mainly used when one individual is being an asshole, Dick

" stop being a damn dickstick"

by WordMeriamWebsterPerson June 17, 2018