Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.

I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.

by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012

hand deliver

throw it at your face

imma hand deliver you a snowball

by gary_username February 13, 2014

The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.

once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position

by rydex5 October 26, 2014

dominoes delivery guy

Booty toucher

"So how did you loose your v-card" the dominoes delivery guy came over"

by Bigchungus69420911 April 23, 2019

Karma Deliverance

A form of revenge where you never say anything and everyone think's it's Karama.

When someone does you or someone you are connected with wrong and you let it go but underhandedly, secretly without ever saying anything, pay the person back by doing them wrong.

Don't sleep... he'll get his Karma Deliverance for this no doubt.

by Kewk August 21, 2020

Flying Delivery Truck

What CNN thought a plane was in 2017

CNN: "FedEx is buying up to 100 new flying delivery trucks" (2017)

by Soulless Pacifist November 12, 2021

fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.

"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.

by Eurloch April 27, 2022