Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

destination fucked

Somewhere you end up when directed by fuckwits.

Jim: Geez, there is more chiefs here than Indians.
John: Yeah, we're heading to destination fucked.

by JLH April 26, 2017

destination

a song by DT8 fat. Roxanne Widle which is pure garbage. listeners of such songs should be shot.

hey. that song sucks shit.

by deja May 10, 2004

designated hitter

someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other

"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."

by matty fantastic September 10, 2005

Designated Driver

A habitual drinker who is immune to the effects of alcohol.

Good thing our designated driver has only had 10 shots because I'm fuckin wasted!

by ItsHydeyoubitches August 10, 2008

Designated Driver

The act of steering a car from the passenger seat while the driver performs oral sex on the passenger.

man, last night i got a designated driver from Kim..i almost lost control of the car when i nutted.

by K-Beck July 4, 2009

Destinationist

A person or family on vacation so focused on itinerary or the actual destination that they become oblivious to anything on the way or outside of the actual destination.

A vacationist that doesn't take time to relax or involve himself with other activities outside of his actual destination.

A person that refuses to patronize anyone or anyplace besides common franchises or corporations.

Bob and his family are such destinationists. They totally missed out on all the great scenery on their trip to Santa Monica. They should have taken Route 66.

by Rally66 October 18, 2009