Deja Poo

The feeling you have heard this bullshit before.

So Jake was telling a story when I had a deja poo&walked away immediately.

by gogokitty760 July 26, 2020

deja viewing

The terrible feeling you get when you're half-way through a movie or a program and suddenly remember you've watched it before, and thus realize that your evening is shot, your memory is a sieve, and your whole existence is a waste. A byproduct of too much streaming in too concentrated period of time.

Oh, dude, I was killing it with Steve McQueen and Bullitt and then it hit me I was deja viewing and had just seen it like, a month ago.
My sister is locked in a loop where she keeps deja viewing stuff and then gets all disgusted with how bleak her life is.
I've seen Pulp Fiction about a dozen times on purpose, but unintentionally deja viewing The Great Train Robbery just once left me totally bummed.

by Creed Cur August 5, 2020

Deja BJ

When you receive a blow job that reminds you of a previously received blow job

Mike: yo dude I slept with felicity last night and talk about a deja BJ

Andrew: it reminded you of Stacy that’s crazy bro!

by AverageBiBoy May 9, 2018

deja vu

Deja Vu
day-Zha-voo
noun:

french origin, meaning already experienced. Even though you can't know when or where in your present situation.
Déjà Vu may spark from reincarnation, a past life experience,
the rebirth of a persons consciousness into a new life after the death of the last life.
Every religion on earth talks of "Rebirth" in one form or another. Leaving this present life, and entering a new life someplace else, someplace better perhaps, as someone other than your present being.
It's the foundation of all faith, being born again.
It's why people believe, to be born again, to live again, and exist again.
Having no end to consciousness. Having Deja Vu

I'm feeling a little Deja Vu in writing this definition, as I could swear I've written it before.

by Jimmy Fedd June 21, 2016

Deja Booze

The feeling while drinking that you've been doing the same thing before.

"Hey, I just got a deja booze, since it felt like I've been here before drinking red bull and raspberry vodka, poured by Corey (like last morning at 5:00 a.m.)"

by Formerly Lazlo December 18, 2011

deja poo

When you take a poo then 5 minutes later you have to take another one.

Yo i gotta go take a dump
-5 minutes later-
Oh shit its a deja poo!

by naaattterrrr November 3, 2010

Deja-Shit

When one leaves a small to medium sized turd, only to return to the bathroom within ten minutes, usually leaving an even larger turd. Experts say this is due to the fact that air is stored between the lumps of feces which also explains the ocasional fart in between the two bathroom sessions.

Whooa guys, you better wait to pass the rest of those tacos, I feel a Deja-Shit coming.

by Kage January 18, 2005