Third Degree Shit Strain 

When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds

Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$

Third Degree Shit Strain by KyShite July 1, 2021

Third-degree suicide 

When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.

Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.

Third-degree suicide by anonymous November 25, 2021

5th Degree Ballbag

Criminal Offense charge that is received when commiting acts of ballbagery.

Complaining about your neighbors loud music on a Sunday to someone who doesn't care? You'll be charged with a 5th Degree Ballbag.

5th Degree Ballbag by FishFinder36 April 27, 2022

2nd Degree Voyeur 

2nd degree voyeurism is the act of gaining sexual pleasure from watching a voyeur. Essentially, one recieves sexual gratification from watching another person recieving sexual gratification from watching others partake in coitus.

Jim: "Who is that sus guy blowing his load to the guy jerking it in the corner instead of watching the couple bump uglies?"
Frank: "idk man but he's probably a 2nd degree voyeur"
Jim: "cool"

2nd Degree Voyeur by Peter Built May 19, 2022

College degree 

Worthless trash, meant to be thrown straight in the trash can.

I have a master's degree and i work at Domino's, boy do i regret going to college. My college degree is trash.

College degree by EggFuYungAtHeart May 25, 2022

1st degree murder 

Having the intent to kill someone. Planning out a plot to kill. Assassination.

The assassin committed 1st degree murder by killed the man the assassin wanted to kill.

1st degree murder by anonymous December 20, 2022

45-degree Hitler 

A 45-degree Hitler is someone who is part of the LGBT group.

Lift your arm like Hitler and bend your wrist, that's a 45-degree Hitler.
My cousin Greg is a 45-degree Hitler

45-degree Hitler by pokerchick April 25, 2023