Dan

Just he's an asshole

Dan is such an asshole

by TayBae23 January 4, 2017

Dan

1. Socially awkward; Oblivious to even the basic forms of human interaction
2. Literally the opposite of The Most Interesting Man in the World™
3. The guy who watches the Super bowl for the commercials.

4. Steve Carell from Anchorman or 40 year old virgin ; on current moon phase.

May be used interchangeably with the following phases: fuck, fuckard, WTF, fail, huh,

I told her she looks like my mother. I guess I really dan'd that up.

by WordDoc31 December 10, 2016

Dan

The jolly green giant (also likes everyone)including guys

It’s so ridiculous how tall dan is

Ya Dans kinda weird

by Blasè123456789 September 12, 2019

Dan

1. Sexiest man alive
2.Amazing in bed
3.12 inch dick
4. The best at everything

Guy 1. Jenny said Dan was amazing in bed last night
Girl1. Oh yeah yeah

by Juicyguy January 29, 2019

Dan Dan Dan

The sound of breathtaking suspense as intimated in horror films.

<a sentance you want to emphasise> Dan Dan Dan !!!

by MG56 October 24, 2015

dan-dans

Cans of Budweiser. Named after Dan- an alcoholic featured in an episode of the television show "Intervention"- whose drink of choice was cans of Budweiser.

Let's knock back a few dan-dans before the club tonight. I'm trying to bring a girl home and throw her a quick soulja-boy.

by ihatejags January 29, 2009

Dan Dan

pretty much anyone who likes to be fisted in the ass, or enjoys gay butt sex.

Ethan: God, i love being fisted in the ass! and gay butt sex!
Haley: Ugh...stop being such a Dan Dan

by Deffinately NOT Augusta March 12, 2009