derka

1. In the card game of Hearts, the "Derka" is the Queen of Spades. Usually, the short phrase "Derka, Derka, Derka" sung in lowering intervals as in the first three notes of the Mario - Dungeon theme, when the Derka is dropped on another player.

2. When used in singular form, can refer to the game of Hearts itself.

3. Sweet Derka in your mouth. Need I say more?

1.
Jeff: "Derka, Derka, Derka."
Phillip: "Derka, Derka, Derka."
Daniel: "Derka, Derka, Derka."
Drayton: "Oh shit!"
Jeff: "Derka'd!"

2. "Let's hit up some Derka, shall we?"

3. "Mmm...you like that, sweet derka all over your face."

by Hamshmam Shamshir September 15, 2005

Derk

A combination of a dick and a jerk.

Jerks typically lure drunk girls back to their rooms and have not-so-consensual sex. They pester, prey on and force vulnerable girls into sex at any cost.

They think that their really interesting, attractive and charming guys. In reality, their boring, desperate, unfunny assholes.

Don't be such a rapey dick to that girl, Abi. You're such a DERK, Stu!

by Rdz July 20, 2014

Dweek

A dick fart

Awh man! Can u please not dweek next to me!

Eww! Your dweek stinks!
Who dweeked???! CORDERO was that you?

God that guy is a dweek.

by Not yobabymama951 August 28, 2018

Derk

Getting drunk.
"Mad Derk" very drunk
"Naked Derk" so drunk you get naked

Dude that chick is naked Derk her boobs are huge

by Outlaw43 August 7, 2011

Jihad a derkhead

Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.

why did you drop your phone down the toilet you jihad a derkhead?

by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

Derk

1. A slang term Used in the place of penis.
2. An inside joke between the closest of friends

"I love derk!" or "that guy has a huge derk!"

by NickGibsonBitch September 5, 2008

Derk

A freakshow idiot who is a huge Nerd who sits on the computer all day

"Derk, you are such a nerd!"
"Get a life, Derk"

by Joe April 7, 2004