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Dosser

A blonde spaghetti fragile legged man with a ginger beard who rinses the NHS for operations for stubbed toes, and takes months off work in the process.

Must limp and use a cane only in public
I can’t come out tonight incase anyone I work with sees me for the dosser that I am
by Wrong Way Willy February 26, 2020
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Pete Doherty

A singer songwriter (Libertines, Babyshambles)
with a face like a camels arse!
Great lyrics, dynamic band. But his drug addiction has caused him to go from a good looking young talent to a scabby, greasy faced, parody of himself. He is going nowhere fast and the sooner he grows up and realises that he could make so much more of himself the better. He is still playing in the dirt and that is a man with a son that needs a father to look up to, not a fat scabby faced loser with black teeth thats still found puking up in the gutter.
I used to admire Pete Doherty but that was when there was still some hope he took his role as a father seriously enough and took his role as a musical genious seriously enough - but all he does take seriously is when he cant score drugs!
Oh Dear look, its pete doherty throwing up. Tut tut tut, at his age, he should really be thinking about what sort of legacy he's going to be leaving his family. I wonder if his will be the red lining or the white lining on that coffin?

Grow up Pete!
by Jerry Can September 16, 2007
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bryce disher

a guy that is really short and has no game. Pondering the idea if he is gay or not and doesnt know if he will ever grow to be taller than 5'5".

bryce disher is a name of a female that is whipped by thier partner

a very homo guy that thinks he is cool because he has a GF, for now

likes to lick penis while eating peanut butter & honey off of guys toes
"Bryce Disher is very gay that doesnt know anything about anything except for Penis"
by TheAssHole3 November 5, 2009
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doser

I am a doser for messing up your project
by heather February 25, 2004
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Dohertistic

to be the epitic anomily of stupidity twoards foreign objects
So james what did u get on Ms.Cruz's Spanish test.Spanish i dont take spanish i take Nigerian Click.You Dohertistic idiot does it look or sound like Ms.Cruz is Nigerian. Well now that you mention it she does look a bit chinese. I'm sorry James but i give up.By the way what did you get on that test?
100%
by bdyjckr34 October 16, 2007
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Shanna Doherty

Loud. Outspoken. And some-what obnoxious. But, a good laugh all the same. Nice ass too. ;) Perky tits. Hates alot of people, and doesn't give two shits. Usually with an emo-looking girl walking up Tesco. Isn't afraid of confrontation, and is usually 'giving it large' at any chance she gets. Very clever and is terrible on wine. Badman.
Stranger: "You're orange" Shanna Doherty: "FUCKING GOOD ONE YOU CUNT"
by x3Chloee May 21, 2011
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Doherty 100

the 100 top worse song's of all time
spandal ballet's Gold number 42
by the abbot August 27, 2003
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