desert

n, Usually a place that lacks any type of hospitable environment. Usually, these places are dry and extremely hot, lacking humidity. At night, these places are dry and extremely cold, but still lacking humidity. If found in one without the proper equipment for survival, one should probably contemplate their creator or suicide.

When mentioning the word "desert," only a smacktard thinks of a gun first.

The Sahara Desert
The Gobi Desert
The Barren Desert of the ugly chick's vagina.

by bAc0Nb0Y March 13, 2005

Desert ass

That uncomfortable, dry, itchy, sandpapery feeling crust on the inside of your butt cheek after you take a huge dump.

Similar to swamp ass, only if a swamp was dry and filled with cacti.

"Johnny has Desert ass"

by dino spahhmonie March 12, 2008

desert theory

a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.

Also known as 'just deserts.'

Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.

by JustDeserts November 26, 2010

Desert Cock

When one does not have sexual contact with a vagina for over 7 days.

Yo bro, I haven't seen my GF in like a week or two, I got massive desert cock.

by J Chasky July 25, 2006

Desert bluffs

Our neighboring town to nightvale but not as nice and kind and beautiful as nightvale

"Darn those desert bluffs, Stevens carlsburg should go live there since he is mean and no one likes him"

by Cailliop August 26, 2017

Desert Flipping

Like candy flipping, but instead of just taking molly and lsd one takes molly, lsd, cocaine, mushrooms, weed and whipits. Preferably done in the middle of a desert for full euphoric effect.

Dude, my boy was desert flipping the other night and got so jacked up that he fucked a cactus.

by GilaHerpes October 11, 2017

deserene

She is very kind and loving, she would make an amazing wife, and good mother. The first thing you would notice about her is her big booty! She has a wide smile!

Wow look at that deserene soon I’m going to marry her

by I can define anything! May 7, 2018