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diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"
by sexism PhD March 29, 2020
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disse

A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.
Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.
by bbygirll2245 May 31, 2020
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Diss

Disrespecting. That's one of the meanings of diss, just disrespecting.

But, the other meaning is basically artists attacking another artist. The resulting feud is a beef.
Eg 1: Son, are you dissing me?
Eg 2: Machine Gun Kelly just dissed Eminem!
by ImJoeMomma July 13, 2022
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Dissed

To shun away ; to cast out of the in crowd
Looks like he got dissed
by rafael e Reyes August 19, 2022
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disse nødder

Danish slang for "you look very pretty today"
by Hannah disse nødder November 11, 2022
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Diss track

A song that is intended to insult another person/artist and is mostly made by rappers
Did you hear that Diss track Kylee Rich made about Notti?”

“nah”
by please end my suffering November 20, 2022
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bare diss

by tennisgirl_3749 May 2, 2022
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